May 2013
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Hiatus
Reiterating I’m not going to be on here often at all, i can only get on through my phone, but talk to me in skype username “I hate days like this” or “allywallykins”
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Hiatus!!!!
if u wanna contact me im on skype:
“I bring the fire” or maybe it’s “I hate days like these” is my onscreen name and my username is allywallykins chat me up yo
i need to focus on classwork and art right now, see yall later maybe in a few weeks or a month or so
mua smootchies
zillyh00:
nannajane:
zillyh00:
i opened my box of colored pencils and they were color coded i think our maid gets bored
shit like this isnt said on a daily basis what the hell
omg it is over here trust me like a lot of people have maids here its pretty standard
a-dash-of-hiddles:
Most of those face merge things actually make an average looking guy. But then there’s this:
pirouette-off-the-fucking-handle:
karkat-van-buren:
a-kid-from-your-school:
Did you know on average the human body needs 8 positive touches a day to survive? This includes: hand shakes, a hand on the shoulder, a hug, a kiss. etc. So you people saying, people that are depressed are just upset because they don’t get attention, in a way, you’re right, when your body lacks positive touches it...
“Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen,...”
– Dorian Solot, I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide. (via punkrockmermaid)
#where are all the raunchy teen comedies about girls discovering how to masturbate and ditching sex with boys altogether
This is our mission.
(via thelimetree)
zacharieschoicemask:
hannahbluenana:
silver-the-little-monster:
karspook:
can we call unpopular/unknown ships submarines
spread this like a virus that you can’t stop in anyway at all
#CANT SINK WHAT WAS NEVER FLOATING MOTHERFRICKERS
Reblog if you DARE someone to write a fic about...
Fucking fuckers
me: (out shopping, looking all fly with my Marvel comics tote bag featuring several characters)
dude: nice bag.
me: thanks. (keeps on shopping)
dude: do you even know who all those characters are?
me: uh... yeah?
dude: ok then, who's that guy? (points at a character on the bag)
me:
me: wait, are you asking me to prove that I'm enough of a fan enough to carry this bag?
dude: (smirks) that's what I thought. He's called the Silver Surfer. I bet you don't even know his real name.
me: does it matter? (starts to edge away before I start punching throats)
dude: psh, you're not a real fan.
me:
me: (slowly unsheathing my Wolverine claws)
me: how many pairs of chromosomes do humans contain in their cells?
dude: uh... what?
me: explain the function of cellular mitosis?
dude:
me: what is the purpose of myelin sheath with regards to the formation of new neural pathways?
dude: what are you even talking about?
me: oh, well it seemed that you were implying that if I don't know as much about the Marvel universe as you do, then I can't possibly be considered a real fan. This is me implying that because you don't know as much about the human body as I do, you can't possibly be considered a real human being.
dude:
dude:
dude:
dude: Um, I... wow. You're right. Have a nice day. (starts to shuffle away)
me: his name is Norrin Radd.
dude: (looks extremely embarrassed)
iguanamouth:
banesboner:
am-pour-me-a-glass:
gingadensetsusmokeweed:
everyone remembers chicken nugger but what about chichen nuggest
nugget
nugger
nuggest
new pokemon evolutionary line
forgive me for i have sinned
